A white greeting card with black text reading 'CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE A TINY HUMAN' and 'MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR', shown with a bright blue envelope behind it on a white background.

Congratulations! You Have A Tiny Human Greeting Card

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Because nothing says “welcome to parenthood” like survival-mode humor. Our “Congratulations! You Have A Tiny Human, May The Odds Ever Be In Your Favor” card is letterpress printed on tree-free paper for a clean, luxe feel. Perfect for celebrating new parents with equal parts honesty, encouragement, and a little humor.

Size: 4.25" x 5.5"

Format: Folded greeting card

Text: Blank inside

Envelope: Lunar blue envelope included

Packaging: Sealed in a cello sleeve

Details: Letterpress printed on tree-free paper with black ink. Made in California.